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[tiamatschild]

Meme, picked up from half my access list: Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"Then Arthur took the sword by the sheath and by the girdle and pulled at it eagerly, but the sword would not out."

Thomas Malory, Le Morte D'Arthur

To which I can only shrug and say ah, well. There's always next year.

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[lotesse]

Gotta say - this might be the funniest one yet. The image is priceless. I still haven't stopped laughing.

[tiamatschild]

The next sentence makes it even better:

"Sir, said the damosel, you need not to pull half so hard, for he that shall pull it out shall do it with little might."

[lotesse]

BAHAHAHAHA