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Twelve page paper that then attempted to go to fourteen and has been cramping my shoulders and giving me headaches for over a week is IN and I'm off to the beach.

Well. Actually. I'm off to Portland. But then I'm going to the beach! THERE WILL BE SEALS.

I've been watching so much war film I feel a need to clarify that by "seals" I mean "pinnipeds, some of which will not, in fact, be seals, but sea lions". Soldiers will not be centrally involved, except possibly in the "great uncle who retired the service years ago and even then he was air force," sense.